Hey there bitches! We’re back!! I know I know, I suck. I haven’t been around since August. I just needed a break. But the good news is we’re back just in time to bring you a Be Wary Bitches Winter Solstice Moon Day Forecast! Say that shit three times fast!
Anyway, on to the forecast!
Surrounding Energies: Queen of Swords. This bitch has a way of popping up a lot, it seems. Pretty much this card says that you need to pay attention to your instincts and intuition; in other words stop ignoring your gut like a dumbass. New ideas are coming into play, get the fuck out of your rut and try something new. It’s time to assert your independence and stand up for yourself yah pansy. Of course as with all court cards this card can also indicate a woman, typically an air sign woman, one that is career oriented, honest, focused, successful, sarcastic, blunt, and determined. She isn’t going to put up with your shit and is typically slow to trust others.
The Message: Ace of Wands. This card is all about the creative force and revealing the path your creativity or career is taking. Apparently this isn’t the yellow brick road and you’re gonna need some fucking breadcrumbs. This card indicates that your hard work is paying off as it is turning your ideas into a successful reality. This card indicates power, new beginnings, a birth (alright, who’s pregnant!?) a new home, a promotion or a new job, passion, enthusiasm, or growth.
The Outcome: The Nine of Wands. This card warns you that you are going to need to be on guard against trouble, mischief, gossip, and baneful magic. The fuckers are up to no good, yo. Be on your guard, keep your eyes open for trouble, and for the love of fuck don’t slack in in protecting yourself or your magical/professional reputation because you may very well need to defend yourself. You may very well need to put on your pointy hat and work some protection magic even if you feel like you are about done with the drama. Aren’t we all? But not everyone got the Drama Free Zone memo so you are gonna have to witch up and handle business.
Okay, to sum up, new ideas are coming your way. It’s time to step outside of your little world and try something new. The creative force is about to burst out all over the place and shed some light on your path for your clueless ass. And, as so often happens when we start to make headway towards our goals, the haters are gonna come along and try to piss in your Cheerios. Don’t let ’em. Stand strong, defend yourself, and handle yo fuckin’ business like boss.
And while you’re at it try not to be a douche.
Blessed Solstice, bitches!